Bad Dad Jokes
There are two characters in an office environment. Kevin and Terry. Kevin is bald with a beard and rectangular eyeglasses. Terry is a slightly pudgy guy with glasses. Kevin tells Terry a joke. He says “what does a hot dog use for protection? Terry says “I don’t know, what? Kevin says “condoments”.
There are two characters in an office environment. Kevin and Terry. Kevin is bald with a beard and rectangular eyeglasses. Terry is a slightly pudgy guy with glasses. Kevin tells Terry a joke. He says “what does a hot dog use for protection? Terry says “I don’t know, what? Kevin says “condoments”.
CHARACTERS
Janet
minor
Kevin
supporting
Terry
supporting
Bethany
minor
PAGE 1
Panel 1:Close up on Terry's face, looking puzzled and thinking.
“Hmm... I don't know, what?”
Panel 2:Medium shot of Kevin, grinning broadly.
“Condoments!”
Panel 3:Close up on Terry's face. He's not amused.
Panel 4:Medium shot of Kevin laughing, Terry looking unimpressed. A coworker, Janet, walks by in the background.
PAGE 2
Panel 1:Terry rubbing his temples, looking stressed.
“Oh, Kevin. Seriously?”
Panel 2:Kevin still chuckling, patting Terry on the shoulder.
“Come on, Terry! That's a good one!”
Panel 3:Terry sighs and turns back to his computer screen.
“Just... get back to work, Kevin.”
Panel 4:Kevin shrugs, still smiling.
“Alright, alright. But I'll be back with more!”
PAGE 3
Panel 1:Terry staring blankly at his computer screen, a half-eaten sandwich on his desk.
Panel 2:Close up on the sandwich. It's a hot dog.
Panel 3:Terry winces slightly, then sighs again.
“Condoments... ugh.”
Panel 4:Terry takes a bite of the hot dog sandwich with a defeated expression.
PAGE 4
Panel 1:Kevin walking towards the water cooler, humming to himself.
Panel 2:Another coworker, Bethany, is filling her cup at the water cooler.
“Hey, Bethany! Got another one for you!”
Panel 3:Bethany rolls her eyes but smiles slightly.
“Oh no, not again...”
Panel 4:Wide shot of the office. Terry is still at his desk, looking defeated. Kevin and Bethany are by the water cooler, their dialogue in a small bubble indicating its muffled nature.
“(muffled) What do you call a fish with no eyes?”
