Office Aliens: Office Aliens
Aliens disguise themselves as office workers at a boring corporation. Their attempts to blend in with human workplace culture go hilariously wrong.
Two aliens, Zorp and Gleep, disguised as office workers, struggle to understand human office culture. They misunderstand a meeting invitation and assume it's a battle challenge.
Characters
Zorp
supporting
Zorp is an alien disguised as a human office worker, convinced that office meetings are ritual combat. He is short and stocky, with bright green skin and large, cartoonish purple eyes. He has a small, upturned nose and no visible ears. His dark black hair is slicked back in a failed attempt at a professional hairstyle, with several strands sticking up at odd angles. He wears a gray suit that is slightly too small for him, straining at the seams, with a bright yellow tie. He carries a stapler like a weapon, held tightly in his hand. He has a determined, slightly crazed expression.
Gleep
supporting
Gleep is an alien disguised as a human office worker, and Zorp's apprehensive companion. He is tall and thin, with pale blue skin and wide, worried orange eyes. He has a long, droopy face and a small, nervous smile. His light brown hair is neatly combed but slightly disheveled, as if he's been running his hands through it. He wears a beige suit that is clearly uncomfortable for him, with a loosely knotted green tie. He clutches a hole punch nervously in his hand. He has a perpetually anxious expression.
Page 1
Panel 1: A brightly lit, sterile office. Zorp, disguised in a slightly too-tight suit, sits at his desk, staring intently at a computer screen. Gleep, similarly disguised but looking more uncomfortable, approaches cautiously.
“Gleep: Zorp, have you deciphered the 'meeting' yet?”
Panel 2: Close-up on the computer screen. An email invite is visible, titled 'Mandatory Team Meeting - Conference Room B - 9 AM'.
Panel 3: Zorp slams his fist on the desk, startling Gleep.
“Zorp: It's a challenge, Gleep! A ritualistic combat declaration! 'Conference Room B' is the designated arena!”
Panel 4: Gleep looks terrified, clutching his stomach.
“Gleep: Combat? But I'm not equipped for… paperwork!”
Panel 5: Zorp grabs a stapler from his desk drawer, holding it like a weapon.
“Zorp: We must defend our… productivity metrics! Prepare for engagement!”
Page 2
Panel 1: Zorp and Gleep cautiously approach a door labeled 'Conference Room B'. They are armed with office supplies - Zorp with the stapler, Gleep with a hole punch.
“Gleep: Are you sure about this, Zorp? Maybe it's just…a gathering?”
Panel 2: Inside the conference room, a group of bored-looking humans sit around a table. Brenda, a middle-aged woman, is droning on about quarterly reports.
“Brenda: ...and therefore, our Q3 projections are…”
Panel 3: Zorp bursts into the conference room, brandishing his stapler. Gleep cowers behind him.
“Zorp: Prepare to be stapled! Your spreadsheets shall be your undoing!”
Panel 4: Brenda drops her laser pointer in shock. The other office workers stare in disbelief.
“Brenda: What in the…?”
Page 3
Panel 1: A close-up of Zorp firing the stapler. Staples fly wildly across the room.
“Zorp: Taste the sting of… organizational efficiency!”
Panel 2: Gleep, still cowering, accidentally punches holes in a stack of important documents.
“Gleep: I'm so sorry! Collateral damage!”
Panel 3: Brenda ducks under the table, grabbing a fire extinguisher.
“Brenda: Security! Security!”
Panel 4: Zorp and Gleep look at each other, realizing their mistake. Zorp's stapler is now empty.
“Zorp: Perhaps… this was not a combat ritual.”
Page 4
Panel 1: Brenda sprays Zorp and Gleep with the fire extinguisher. They are covered in white foam.
“Brenda: Take that, you…paper-pushing punks!”
Panel 2: Zorp and Gleep stand there, covered in foam, looking defeated.
“Gleep: I think we misunderstood the corporate culture, Zorp.”
Panel 3: A wide shot of the chaotic conference room. Papers are everywhere, humans are coughing, and Zorp and Gleep are covered in foam.
Panel 4: Zorp and Gleep are sitting at their desks, now with boxes containing their belongings.
“Zorp: Well, that was a short career.”
Panel 5: Zorp and Gleep walk out of the office building, looking dejected.
“Gleep: Where to now?”